PaintBall~

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Paintball is a game, first played in 1981 in New Hampshire, in which players compete, in teams or individually, to eliminate opponents by hitting them with capsules containing paint (referred to as a paintball) from a special device called a paintball marker. The game is regularly played at a sporting level with worldwide leagues, tournaments, professional teams and players,but is also used by armies to supplement military training.

Depending on the venue, games are played on either indoor or outdoor fields of varying size. A game field is scattered with natural or artificialterrain, which players use for strategic play. Rules for playing paintball vary, but can include capture the flag, elimination, defending or attacking a particular point or area, or capturing objects of interest hidden in the playing area. Depending on the variant played, games can last from seconds to hours or even days in scenario play.

The legality of paintball varies between countries and regions. In most areas where regulated play is offered, players are always required to wear protective masks, and game rules are strictly enforced. Despite this, the game and its associated equipment has attracted controversy worldwide due to incidents of injury on and off the playing field, and criticism due to its military theme.

16-9-2010...We waiting for you...This is not a game,it is a war... ^^

羽球练习

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最新活动!


活动:羽毛球练习
日期:14/4 & 21/4 & 28/4
时间:7.00 p.m. - 11.00 p.m.
地点:中华中学

欢迎大家加入我们!

如有任何疑问可致电 016-4655180 (Sean),012-5976564 (mogan) and 016-4952352(Allan)。

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON?

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Yesterday went to Queensbay watch this movie!!
Wohoooo..~~!!!!
It's damn nice!!
Guys!!
YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS!!
*Thumbs up*

How to Train Your Dragon (or Dragons) is a 2010 computer-animated fantasy film by DreamWorks Animation loosely based on the 2003 book of the same title. The film stars the voice talents of Jay Baruchel, America Ferrera, Jonah Hill, Gerard Butler, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Craig Ferguson, and David Tennant. The story takes place in a mythical Viking world where a young Viking teenager named "Hiccup" aspires to follow his tribe's tradition of becoming a dragon slayer. After finally capturing his first dragon, and with his chance at finally gaining the tribe's acceptance, he finds that he no longer has the desire to kill it and instead befriends it. The film was released March 26, 2010, to highly favorable reviews.

小故事大道理[运用自己的优势]

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齐国的将军田忌经常与齐威王赛马,他们赛马的规矩是: 双方各下赌注,比赛共设三局,两胜以上为赢家,然而每次比赛田忌总是输家.


这一天,田忌赛马又输给了齐威王,回家后,田忌把赛马的事告诉了自己的幕僚孙宾.孙宾是军事家孙武的后代,饱读兵书,懂得兵法,足智多谋,被庞涓谋害残了双腿.来到齐国后,很受田忌器重,被田忌尊为上宾.孙宾听了田忌谈他赛马总是失利的情况后,说:"下次赛马让我前去观战." 田忌非常高兴.
又一次赛马开始了,孙宾坐在赛马场边上,很有兴趣地看田忌与齐威王赛马.第一局,齐威王牵出自己的上等马,田忌也牵出他的上等马,结果跑下来,田忌的马稍逊一筹.第二与第三局,齐威王与田忌各牵出了自己的中等马与下等马来相对,可是,结果还是一样.田忌以0-3败给齐威王.

看完比赛后,孙宾对田忌说:"我看你们双方的马,若以上,中,下三等对等的比赛,你的马却相对差一点,但悬殊不太大,下次赛马按照我的意见办,我保证你必胜无疑,你只管多下赌注就是了."

这一天到了,田忌与齐威王的赛马又开始了,第一局,齐威王牵出他那头徒步如飞的上等马,孙宾却让田忌牵出下等马,一局比完自然是田忌的马落后在后面.可是,到第二局形式就改变了,齐威王牵出中等马,田忌这边对以上等马,结果田忌的马跑在前面,赢了第二局,最后,齐威王剩下了最后一匹下等马,当然被田忌的中等马甩在后头.这一次,田忌以两胜一败而取得赛马胜利.由于田忌按孙宾的吩咐下了很大的赌注,一次就把以前输给齐威王的都赚回来了不说,还略有盈余.

田忌以前赛马的办法总是一味硬硑,希望一局也不要输,结果因自己总体力差那么一点,总是输了.孙宾则巧妙运用优势,先让掉一局,然后保存实力去确保后面两局的胜利,这样便保证了整体胜利.


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打架不一定弱的输,赛跑不一定快的赢.竞争不仅是力量的较劲,更是智慧和谋略的角逐.

小故事大道理: [办法总比困难多]

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有三个著名演员应邀到一个剧场同台演出.他们向剧场经理提出了一个同样的要求,就是要在海报上把自己的名字排在最前面,否则,他们将拒绝演出.

三名演员同台献艺的消息早已传出,总不可能改为个人专场演出,何况这几位演员都是走红明星,得罪哪一个都对剧场经营不利,这真是令人头痛的问题.

不过,剧场经理略经思索后就满口答应了他们的要求.

到演出那天,三位演员到剧场一看,海报不是一般的纸面形式,而是一个不断转动的大灯龙,三个演员的名字都写在灯龙上,三个名字转圈出现,谁都可以说自己的名字排在前面,于是三位演员皆大欢喜地参加了演出.

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[办法总比困难多.] 当我们碰到难题,如果用静态思维不能解决时,不妨改用动态思维试试.人的智慧需要不断培养,才会成熟.有趣的经典故事能够充实人的心灵,改变人的行为方式,使一个人把自己从平庸的人群中展露头角,步入杰出人士的行列.


待续...

Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber
born March 1, 1994
16 years old
Canadian pop/R&B singer

Newest Album:
MY WORLD

Song Introduce:
1. One Time
2. Baby
3. Favourite Girl
4. Overboard
5. One Less Lonely Girl
6. Love Me
7. Pick Me

Interested on him??
http://www.JUSTINBIEBERMUSIC.com
http://www.BIEBERFEVER.com
http://www.twitter.com/justinbieber
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http://ilike.com/artist/Justin+Bieber
~ENJOY~








笑笑没烦恼.. =]

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1.扎针
某甲到医院做健康检查,护士拿了针要替他抽血,某甲看著闪闪发亮的的针头忍不住问:“会不会痛啊?我怕痛!”护士说:“放心好了,我做了二十几年的护 士……”某甲说:“太好了,我放心了!”然后护士一针扎下,只听到某甲杀猪般的一声惨叫,护士才缓缓接道:“没有一次不痛的。”

2.
弄巧成拙
酒吧里,乔治独自在喝着啤酒。他突然觉得自己要去洗手间,他怕离开后有人偷喝他的啤酒,便在桌上写了一张纸条:“我在杯中吐了口水。”他回来后,发现纸上又加了一句:“我也吐了一口。”。。。

3. 算命先生与小姐对白:你命不好。 为什么? 因为你身上带有凶兆。 那我把胸罩脱了行吗? 不行,你一脱了凶兆,就会出现人生的两个大波。

4. 一精神病躺在床上唱歌,唱着唱着翻了个身,趴在枕头上继续唱.主治医生问他为啥.神经病:傻瓜,A面唱完当然要唱B面

5. 醉汉:亲爱的,咱家闹鬼,我刚才上厕所一开门灯自动就亮了.尿完关门灯自己灭了.妻大骂:你又把尿撒到冰箱里了

6. 讲课时女老师裤子拉链开了,一女生站起来提醒:老师,你门没关!老师一摆手:不管它,一会儿教导主任要来参观

7. 新婚次日一大早,新娘痛苦地从洞房走出,一手扶着墙壁,一手捂着下身,大骂:骗子!真是个骗子!结婚前说有三十年的积蓄,我还以为是钱呢!

8. 男女朋友睡一个房间,女的划了条线:过线的是禽兽。醒来发现男的真的没过线 ,女的狠狠打了男的一耳光:你连禽兽都不如!

9. 苍蝇母子正在进餐,儿子皱着眉头问母亲:“妈妈,我们为什么要每天吃大便啊?”妈妈说:“不要在吃饭的时候说这么恶心的话,快趁热吃!”

10. 一次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛,于是走进街角的199吃到饱火锅店,想说借个厕所用用,偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到,于是我跑到二楼去, 二楼是还在装修空荡荡的没有任何东西,但是却发现有一间厕所门贴着"故障待修,请勿使用",
我实在是忍不住了,管他三七二十一,反正四下无人,脱了裤子就朝马桶蹲下去,霹雳啪啦……好爽! !
结束后,我走下楼去却发现空无一人,奇怪了,正值晚餐时间刚才楼下还高朋满座说,怎么一下子就人去楼空呢??连服务生和接待都不见了……
于是我走近吧台,并且问到:「有人在吗?怎么都没人了?」
此时,只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出来,
并且开口说:「我拷!……刚才大便从天花板掉下来打到电风扇的时候你不在?算你运气好.......

11. 蛇、蚂蚁、蜘蛛、蜈蚣几个人在家里搓麻将。8圈之后,烟抽完了。大家商量让谁去买烟。蛇说:我没脚,我不去,让蚂蚁去。蚂蚁说:蜘蛛八只脚,比我的多,让蜘蛛去。蜘蛛说:我的脚再多也比不过蜈蚣大哥呀,让蜈蚣去吧。蜈蚣无奈,心想:没办法,谁让我脚多呢?于是蜈蚣出门去买烟……一个多钟头了,不见蜈蚣回来,两个钟头后,还不见蜈蚣买烟回来。于是大家让蜘蛛出去看看,蜘蛛一出门就看见蜈蚣在门口坐着,蜘蛛很生气,问:你怎么还不去呀?大家等着呢。蜈蚣也急了,说道:废话!你们总得等我穿好鞋吧!!!

12. 神经病院有一位老太太.每天都穿著黑色的衣服.拿著黑色的雨伞.蹲在神经病  院门口. 医生就想:要医治她.一定要从了解她开始. 於是那位医生也穿黑色的衣服.拿 著黑色的雨伞.和她一起蹲在那边.两人不言不语的蹲了一个月. 那位老太太终於开口
和医生说话了:请问一下……你……也是香菇吗……?

♥ Happy April Fool ♥

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Happy April Fool